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A glimpse inside the secret Madhu Kishwarji Fan Club WhatsApp Group

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Inside the Madhu Kishwar Fan Club WhatsApp group after the controversy surrounding her tweet on the attack on the school bus in Gurugram. 

Madhu Kishwarji Fan Club WhatsApp Group

Dear friends,

A bad news. Madhu Kishwarji is being attacked again by liberals, Pakistanis, communists, and NDTV because she innocently tweeted names of some Muslim attackers of school bus who were pretending to be Karni Sena members. She said she received information from respectable IAS officer. See, she regularly gets email from an email address I think she has been framed. You see, is it not amazing that no one is even aware of her many achievements? Please share this list.

a) She is a true Hindu who graciously did not mind being named Maulana Azad Professor even though she does not have PhD. She was also willing to work in anti-national madrassa JNU right by accepting responsibility given on her by Shri Modiji to clean it up. But NDTV consultant Shehla Rashid has been sabotaging her efforts by promoting Islamism and communism also.

b) She was awarded Medal of Honor by USA company Photoshop Pvt Ltd. for being strongest believer in Photoshop. They also wanted to build a campus on Rohtak and make her CEO, but at night NDTV employee Barkha Dutt personally destroyed the building foundation.

c) She was first person to suggest that cows make better pets than dogs. Cow can give milk. Who drinks dog’s milk? Even dog puppies prefer cow’s milk. Cow’s urine is better than phenyl and also Rasna and juice. Cow’s dung means you can give up LPG subsidy and even gas connection! Put more money in Modi Bachat Yojna to support Ambanis. Also cow is more cuddly than dogs. But Westernized dog lobby of Lutyens elites and South Mumbai types never let the idea progress further and make cow national pet. Also Nidhi Razdan (NDTV employee) never gave idea any airtime.

d) She understands true Indian discipline and was given honorary Medal of Discipline by Indian Army. As Madhuji said, once Haryana Khaps murder an inter-caste couple, the boy and girl will learn a lesson and never do it again. That is the only reason Khaps commit murder. But Sagarika Ghose (ex- NDTV employee) spread rumors that Madhuji was a casteist person. It is not true as Madhuji likes people of all castes who are against Islamic terror.

e) She is maths genius, recognized by NASA. You see, Madhuji was the first person to work out that add your age to year you were born and you get the current year! For example, 50 + 1968=2018! As a result, NASA has named its program for smart kindergarteners the Madhu Kishwar Mahavidyalaya Recreation Room.

Now, a good news. Madhuji was too smart and quickly apologized before being arrested on grounds of Sec 153(A) for spreading enmity between Hindus and non-Indians. So she is fine. Also she was very clever and said ‘if’ in her statement! That is why she is a professor!


Goodnight! Stay beware of and secular media.


Rohit Chopra is an associate professor at Santa Clara University.

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  1. MadhuKishwar is exposed to be dirty character (as a person) . She is better ignored . Besides, money , she has a hidden agenda .

  2. Wow this must be the dumbest fake news article. If indeed there was a twitter grp then post tge screenshot n whats there to say tht u didn’t create it? An email address with domain its laughable

  3. Typical religious person. India is growing slowly because of this religious fight. By fighting for religion what you are getting. Try to develop. Try to do good things. Try to do help poor as well as old people. Also dont go under film stars. They are making money through you.

    Try to do good jobs and increase your family status

  4. Madhu Kishwar needs to a little bit more circumspect in what she writes in the social media. She should not give opportunities for such an article, particularly from someone in Trump’s USA.

    • The idiotic sarcasm of such Johnnies Come Lately doesn’t impress me. If all he has read of me is a few tweets to pick holes in, has no clue of my long track record in writing, activism and much else, then he doesn’t deserve to be taken seriously. Poor guy has to grovel in the US to keep his job safe. The best way to do so is to be super #sickular. The day US universities decide not to patronise such vacuous academics, they will feel truly orphaned because very few in India care about their existence.

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