New Delhi: Union Law Minister Ravi Shankar Prasad has some exciting news for everyone – 1.93 lakh bottles of ‘pious’ (?) Gangajal are now available at your nearest post office. Should we expect long queues?
Now pious Gangajal is available at your nearest Post office. 1.93 Lakh bottles have been distributed so far. pic.twitter.com/R4sg8GtdUh
— Ravi Shankar Prasad (@rsprasad) September 13, 2019
Rajya Sabha BJP MP Rakesh Sinha’s cryptic morning homilies never disappoint, if only we could decipher them.
सुप्रभात।दुविधा द्वंद्व निराशा सभी स्थितियों का समाधान कर्म पथ पर अपने आपको बनाए रखना ।यह व्यक्ति को उबार लेता है ।
— Prof Rakesh Sinha (@RakeshSinha01) September 13, 2019
Prominent American historian Audrey Truschke isn’t allowing right-wing trolls to get the better of her in this exchange. Take a look.
To be fair, members of the Indian right wing (meaning Hindu nationalists) have repeatedly threatened to kill me, rape me, and otherwise harm me.
I think a little dislike is warranted. But the bigger issue is that I undercut hateful Hindutva claims through historical research. https://t.co/749kjBP7E4
— Audrey Truschke (@AudreyTruschke) September 12, 2019
Congress spokesperson Manish Tewari recalled his youth on Twitter, and received fulsome compliments for his youthful looks. Now, discover the secret of his youthfulness.
NSUI National Convention April 5th 1989 @ManishTewari with Late Prime Minister Rajiv Gandhi.He lowered voting age from 21-18 years on NSUI’s demand.Decision exemplified faith and Confidence of a young Prime Minister in the youth despite naysayers. Vote for NSUI in DUSU #NSUI2311 pic.twitter.com/Kai9drRzb0
— Manish Tewari (@ManishTewari) September 12, 2019
Thanks @rupasubramanya . A Punjabi lifestyle helps ? https://t.co/A959V8QScq
— Manish Tewari (@ManishTewari) September 12, 2019
Once upon a time Ashutosh used to praise Delhi Chief Minister Arvind Kejriwal, as a loyal AAP leader. Today he is questioning him.
Daily dose of full page Advertisement is not a waste of public money ? Why so much rush in recent weeks ! Is Delhi election round the corner ??
@ArvindKejriwal @msisodia pic.twitter.com/92SHc2MYZv
— ashutosh (@ashutosh83B) September 13, 2019
Want some tips on healthy eating for a long life? Turn to Union Minister for Health and Family Welfare for some pithy dietary advice.
Adult diet should be well balanced & must include right amount of all types of food. #EatRightIndia Nutrition Tips ~
– Don't skip meals
– Take 3 main meals – breakfast, lunch & dinner
– Exercise thrice/wk for a fit body
– Say NO to high fat, salt & sugar pic.twitter.com/YFA8aLETTC— Dr Harsh Vardhan (@drharshvardhan) September 13, 2019
BJP’s “theories” continue to delight Congress wallahs and, Youth Congress In-charge Srivatsa in particular. His latest target is Cabinet Minister D.V. Sadananda Gowda’s concerns about good roads.
Are they in a Dumb, Dumber, Dumbest competition?
Union Minister Sadananda Gowda blamed good roads for accidents ?
"Youngsters..their accelerator will be in their hand or in their legs..It is more & more used on good roads not on bad roads"#ModiCircushttps://t.co/SK3fc9i9Hu
— Srivatsa (@srivatsayb) September 13, 2019
Senior Congress leader Kapil Sibal shares his own version of `Modi: 100 Days a trailer’. Guess what the film is about…
PM : 100 days a trailer , film to Abhi baki hai
Down
1) GDP 5%
2) Revenue collections up 1% ( down from 22% last year )
3) consumption
5) Auto sales ( 10th straight month )
6) GST collections
7) InvestmentsUP
Unemployment : 8.2%
Hamein baki film nahin dekhni !
— Kapil Sibal (@KapilSibal) September 13, 2019
US Senator Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez being set on fire? That’s what it looks like in advertisements put out by some Republicans. `Weird’ , said Cortez, and we’d couldn’t agree more.
Know that this wasn’t an ad for young conservatives of color – that was the pretense.
What you just watched was a love letter to the GOP’s white supremacist case. https://t.co/zvp1EB02c5
— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) September 13, 2019