New Delhi: PDP leader Mehbooba Mufti does have a point here
No coincidence that EU MPs trip tomorrow coincides with board exams for over 60,000 students in Kashmir. They have no choice but to appear for the exam tomorrow just to lend credence to ‘all is normal’ acrobatics.
— Mehbooba Mufti (@MehboobaMufti) October 28, 2019
Washington Post’s al-Baghdadi obituary headline “Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, austere religious scholar at helm of Islamic State, dies at 48” has become an ‘Imitation Game’ with the hashtag – #WaPoDeathNotices. Here are two attempts from Congress’ resident wit, Shashi Tharoor and Canadian Senator, Denise Batters.
These #WaPoDeathNotices [inspired by @washingtonpost headline for obituary of world's most-wanted terrorist, ISIS founder Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi ] are hilarious!
Mine: "Nathuram Godse, eloquent defender of majority rights, passes away in suspended animation at 39". https://t.co/xvuhM1svkU
— Shashi Tharoor (@ShashiTharoor) October 28, 2019
Of all the criticism directed at the EU MEPs’ visit to Kashmir, the most damaging comes from within the BJP — who else but Rajya Sabha MP Subramanian Swamy.
I am surprised that the MEA has arranged for European Union MPs, in their private capacity [Not EU's official delegation],to visit Kashmir area of J&K. This is a perversion of our national policy. I urge the Government cancel this visit because it is immoral.
— Subramanian Swamy (@Swamy39) October 28, 2019
How Delhites wish they too were breathing the same air as Congress leader Sanjay Jha!
That’s why we Mumbaikars love this city and are down here at the first available opportunity. Luckily, I grew up here. #Pune pic.twitter.com/K9Z2WqOjTg
— Sanjay Jha (@JhaSanjay) October 28, 2019
One word to describe this Diwali message from US Democrat and presidential candidate Tulsi Gabbard? Weird.
#Diwali is such a special time of year where people all over the world come together to light their lamps in honor the return of Lord Ramachandra to His kingdom after many years in exile, & celebrate the victory of light over darkness, good over evil, & knowledge over ignorance. pic.twitter.com/Q1YXRWngbP
— Tulsi Gabbard ? (@TulsiGabbard) October 28, 2019
Even Microsoft founder Bill Gates can’t be taken seriously in that silly hat!
Every year, this birthday hat has come out for family birthdays and has traveled with us for nearly 20 years. Today it’s Bill’s turn again—happy birthday, @BillGates! ❤️ pic.twitter.com/8HdYiGOuQZ
— Melinda Gates (@melindagates) October 28, 2019
Meet Minister for Animal Husbandry Giriraj Singh – expert on global Muslim population control.
बदरुद्दीन अजमल की नजर में हिंदुस्तान में इस्लाम सिर्फ बच्चा पैदा करने की फैक्ट्री है ..क्या ईरान इंडोनेशिया मलेशिया इत्यादि अन्य देश में इस्लाम नहीं जिन्होंने जनसंख्या नियंत्रण के लिए कारगर उपाय किए हैं??
— Shandilya Giriraj Singh (@girirajsinghbjp) October 29, 2019
Der aaye, durust aaye Tiwari ji! AAP’s Manish Sisodia gives better than he gets…
बहुत देर कर दी मेहरबाँ आते आते…. वैसे जब आ ही गए और जान भी लिया कि वहाँ कुछ गुण्डे ड्रग्स का धंधा चलाते हैं, तो लगे हाथ ये भी बता दीजिए कि आपने पिछले 6 साल में पुलिस से ये धंधे रुकवाने के लिए कुछ करवाया भी या बस यूँही ज़िंदाबाद के नारे लगाते घूम रहे हो. https://t.co/vkop03qXUe
— Manish Sisodia (@msisodia) October 29, 2019
Here’s a wake up call from N. Chandrababu Naidu, President of the Telugu Desam Party.
అయిదు నెలలుగా పనులు లేక, కుటుంబాలు పస్తులు ఉండడం చూడలేక మనోవేదనతో కార్మికులు ఆత్మహత్యలు చేసుకోవడం మనసును కలచివేస్తోంది. సెల్ఫీ వీడియోలతో ఆత్మహత్యలే తమకిక శరణ్యంగా పేర్కొనడం చూసైనా ఈ ప్రభుత్వం మేల్కొనాలి.పనులు కోల్పోయిన కార్మికులకు పరిహారం చెల్లించాలి. pic.twitter.com/NhQAYHFQF1
— N Chandrababu Naidu #StayHomeSaveLives (@ncbn) October 28, 2019
US President Donald Trump introduces us to the ‘great’ canine – or was it K9 – who quite literally triggered the death of IS chief al-Baghdadi.
We have declassified a picture of the wonderful dog (name not declassified) that did such a GREAT JOB in capturing and killing the Leader of ISIS, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi! pic.twitter.com/PDMx9nZWvw
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 28, 2019
Talk about seeing red post-Diwali.
Diwali, the hangover — as visualised by this otherwise v nifty real-time global air quality visualisation too. https://t.co/jfl2aM8nv2 pic.twitter.com/M0EQqOoeYf
— james crabtree (@jamescrabtree) October 29, 2019