New Delhi: From different cures for coronavirus to incurable burns for the Liverpool Football Club, even though they won the English Premier League after three decades Friday — Twitter was all about jabs, jibes, digs and swipes today!
Prime Minister Narendra Modi promotes his own treatment for Covid-19. And no, it’s not what you think…
इसकी एक दवाई हमें पता है।
ये दवाई है दो गज की दूरी।
ये दवाई है- मुंह ढकना, फेसकवर या गमछे का इस्तेमाल करना।
जब तक कोरोना की वैक्सीन नहीं बनती, हम इसी दवा से इसे रोक पाएंगे: PM @narendramodi
— PMO India (@PMOIndia) June 26, 2020
Congress leader Adhir Ranjan Chowdhury’s ‘do or die’ lesson.
'Do or Die' is our National Mantra. In changed situation it needs to be accompanied by counter violence, we have to prove that China is an international rogue and never ever be invincible.
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— Adhir Chowdhury (@adhirrcinc) June 26, 2020
Safe to say this tweet will lead Uttar Pradesh Chief Minister Yogi Adityanath to experience some ‘jhunjhuna’.
मनरेगा में जनता को नाममात्र के अस्थायी रोज़गार का झुनझुना देने की जगह उप्र के मुख्यमंत्री ये बताएं कि तथाकथित ‘इंवेस्टर मीट्स’ और ‘डिफ़ेंस एक्सपो’ के बाद हुए कितने करार सच में बैंकों के सहयोग से ज़मीन पर उतरे हैं व उनसे कितनों को सच्चा रोज़गार मिला है.#BharatiyaJhunjhunaParty
— Akhilesh Yadav (@yadavakhilesh) June 26, 2020
Lawyer Navdeep Singh gives a call for political unity in a rather quaint way.
Can we not stop this "left right left"? it's only good on the marching grounds in school assemblies.
We're expected to stand as one in such times. Testing times.
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— Navdeep Singh (@SinghNavdeep) June 25, 2020
BJP’s Amit Malviya joins other BJP leaders in diverting attention from the Galwan Valley to alleged Chinese funding of the Rajiv Gandhi Foundation.
Not just the Embassy of The Peoples Republic of China in India but even the Government of People’s Republic of China is a donor to the Rajiv Gandhi Foundation. Congress Presidnt Sonia Gandhi is the Chairperson of RGF. Dr MMS, Rahul Gandhi, PC and Priyanka Vadra sit on the board. pic.twitter.com/7jdLZZknC6
— Amit Malviya (@amitmalviya) June 25, 2020
On the other hand, Priyanka Gandhi Vadra declares she’s not afraid of anything the UP government throws at her because she’s her grandmother’s granddaughter But she reminds BJP spokesperson Sambit Patra of someone else entirely.
जनता के एक सेवक के रूप में मेरा कर्तव्य यूपी की जनता के प्रति है, और वह कर्तव्य सच्चाई को उनके सामने रखने का है। किसी सरकारी प्रॉपगैंडा को आगे रखना नहीं है। यूपी सरकार अपने अन्य विभागों द्वारा मुझे फिज़ूल की धमकियाँ देकर अपना समय व्यर्थ कर रही है।..1/2
— Priyanka Gandhi Vadra (@priyankagandhi) June 26, 2020
Ohhh …Queen Victoria https://t.co/AXKdv0GyoI
— Sambit Patra (@sambitswaraj) June 26, 2020
Former Janata Dal leader Prashant Kishor has some scary news from Bihar.
करोना की वजह से चुनाव और उसके तैयारियों में कोई बाधा ना आए इसलिए @NitishKumar ने तय कर लिया है कि बिहार में करोना की जाँच की रफ़्तार को नहीं बढ़ायेंगे।#बिहार में देश में सबसे कम टेस्टिंग हो रही है। करोना से संक्रमित लोगों के पता ना चलने या उसमें देरी के भयावह परिणाम हो सकते है।
— Prashant Kishor (@PrashantKishor) June 26, 2020
And what’s this we’re getting on the news wires? A cat fight!
What a hard hitting interview with a whopping three questions. ? https://t.co/5PLvl3FaXx
— ishaan prakash (@ishaan_ANI) June 25, 2020
The most important human trial of all.
#CORONILBaba anyone ? pic.twitter.com/964QRVTOm9
— Be the Change?? (@nandtara) June 26, 2020
Speaking of important trials, here’s a hilarious video on Patanjali’s ‘rigorous testing’ before they came out with Coronil — the drug that can ‘cure’ coronavirus.
This is a hilarious video. Corona cure for Bhakts. ?
Source : https://t.co/R2c0Zps7Zq (Instagram) pic.twitter.com/GiR0kQ2uVu
— Advaid അദ്വൈത് (@Advaidism) June 26, 2020
In the UK, Liverpool soccer star Mohamed Salah celebrates the club’s win at the Premier League after 30 years.
Yes. It feels THAT good. I want to thank all our supporters watching us from all corners of the world. You made this possible for us and I hope we can keep bringing you the joy you deserve. ? now they’re gonna believe us ? ? pic.twitter.com/bqkXM1Fjpj
— Mohamed Salah (@MoSalah) June 26, 2020
Former England cricketer Kevin Pietersen is left unimpressed.
Liverpool winning the PL couldn’t have come at a better time – when there’s no crowds & zero interest! ?
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— Kevin Pietersen? (@KP24) June 26, 2020
Meanwhile you Trump haters, see if you can argue your way out of this one!
We did it, America. We flattened the curve. pic.twitter.com/kiyKecXt37
— The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) June 25, 2020
US President Donald Trump does not care either way, he has his own facts.
Coronavirus deaths are way down. Mortality rate is one of the lowest in the World. Our Economy is roaring back and will NOT be shut down. “Embers” or flare ups will be put out, as necessary!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 26, 2020